I heart hole Liz Feldman.

Liz: Listen the past is a prolog which is a brief glimpse if what can happen in the feature which will be the epilogue but you wouldn't know any of those words because you can't read can you Shane?!

Shane: What?

Liz: Exactly!

Tegan's confession.

Tegan: "I haven't actually told Sara yet that I'm gay."
Sara: "You're gay?!" [fakes crying]